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We've rounded upward the 50 filthiest lyrics of all time.

"I want you to slap me and call me naughty/Put a beltsander against my pare/I want to feel pain all over my trunk/Can't look to be punished for my sins" – Dominated Love Slave – Green Day

This is what happens when yous let a punk rock drummer sing a song. Tre Cool'due south state ditty is an absolute filth-fest.

"Let me put my love into you babe/Let me cutting your cake with my pocketknife" – Let Me Put My Love Into Yous – Air conditioning/DC

We're pretty sure that AC/DC aren't singing most a visit to the patisserie hither. And if they are, we hope they're wearing gloves when they hand over our pain au chocolat.

"I knew a girl named Nikki/I guess you could say she was a sex fiend/I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine" – Darling Nikki – Prince

I know, we're thinking the same thing – can't expect to introduce her to the parents!

"I'g so tired of playing/Playing with this bow and pointer/Gonna give my heart away/Leave it to the other girls to play" – Glory Box – Portishead

1 of the straight up sexiest songs of all fourth dimension, Portishead'due south creepy, awesome ballad is beautiful and filthy all in one. Like Ryan Gosling later 20 minutes spent rolling around in a dumpster.

"Fingertips are burning/Can I touch you at that place/Soft every bit velvet, eyes can meet/Bring me close to ecstasy" – Soft Equally Snowfall, Only Warm Within – My Encarmine Valentine

Common cold shower for My Bloody Valentine, stat!

"And then you see what nosotros tin can do/Is to try something new/If you're crazy too and I don't really see/Why can't we go on as three?" – Triad – The Byrds

These folk music-making hippies weren't just practicing free love, they were penning odes to information technology to, as this song nigh threesomes proves.

"Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha/You do or you don't or yous will or won't ya/Go downtown and eat it similar a vulture" – Work It – Missy Elliott

A cunnilingus classic, we besides go to hear almost Missy Elliott'south pubic landscaping in this explicit hip hop party starter.

"Screwing may be the but mode that I can truly be free from my fucked up reality/So I dream and stroke it harder, 'cause its and then fun to see my face up staring back at me/I don't know your fucking proper noun/Then what? Let'southward fuck" – ADIDAS – Korn

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"Y'all showed up after piece of work I'm bathing your body/Bear upon you in places only I know/You're moisture and you're warm just like our bathwater/Can nosotros make dear before you go" – Pyramids – Frank Ocean

Soul smoothie Frank Sea gets freaky in this epic rails, which begins in aboriginal Arab republic of egypt and ends up in a strip society in Las Vegas.

"It's the first time together and I'grand feeling kinda horny/Conventional methods of making beloved kinda diameter me/I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off/Blow your socks off, brand sure your G spots soft" – Doin' Information technology – LL Cool J

He's a thorough lover, we'll give him that and that'southward probably why Ladies Dearest Cool James.

"I feel like makin'/Experience like makin' beloved/Experience similar makin' honey/Feel like makin' love/Experience like makin' beloved to you" – Feel Similar Makin' Love – Bad Company

Alright, Paul Rodgers! We become information technology! You're horny! No need to bang on about information technology. Christ, you simply sound desperate

"Once you lot put your hand in the flame/You can never exist the same/There'due south a certain satisfaction/In a little fleck of pain" – Erotic – Madonna

At that place's definitely some proto 50 Shades of Grey action happening in Madonna'southward S&Grand loving single. Bet E L James had this turned upwards to 11 when she was writing the book.

"Soon nosotros'll exist making information technology, honey/I'll be feeling fine/You're my medicine, open up and let me in/Darling, y'all're and then great, I can't wait for you to operate" – Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing

One of the hottest songs ever made, it still has some of the weirdest lyrics. Congrats to Marvin for managing to equate a trip to the hospital with shagging.

"Daughter, you got an ass like I never seen/And the ride, I say the ride is so smoothen/You must exist a limousine" – Trivial Scarlet Corvette – Prince

Prince loves classic cars almost as much as he loves bums. Not quite every bit much, but it'south a close run thing.

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"I want to fuck y'all similar an animate being/I want to feel yous from the inside/I want to fuck yous similar an animal/My whole existence is flawed/You get me closer to god" – Closer – Nine Inch Nails

"I want to fuck you similar an fauna/I want to feel you from the inside/I want to fuck you like an creature/My whole existence is flawed/You go me closer to god" – Closer – Nine Inch Nails

Despite these rather graphic lyrics, we reckon that all Trent Reznor actually wants is a good, former fashioned caress.

"Pull up to my bumper baby/In your long black limousine/Pull up to my bumper baby/And drive it in between" – Pull Up To The Bumper – Grace Jones

Do we really take to spell this i out for yous? Delight don't brand u.s.a., our mum might be reading.

"Blood races to your private spots/Allow me know there's a fire/You can't fight passion when passion is hot/Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls" – Sugar Walls – Sheena Easton

Unsurprisingly penned past Prince, this track takes on the kind of trip usually reserved for Sheena's gynaecologist.

"Y'all came, I remember?/Because the marble made my cheeks expect pink" – Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings – Male parent John Misty

We can't say that at that place are many songs about shagging in graveyards, but Father John Misty's is one of the best.

"Lick information technology skilful/Suck this pussy only like you should/My Neck, my back/Lick my pussy and my fissure" – My Neck My Back – Khia

1-striking-wonder Khia certainly doesn't beat around the bush – pun very much intended – when it comes to directing her lover in the sack.

"When it comes to this porn shit you know who the chief is/Bowwow I'll exit Necro tagged on your ass with jizz" – Get On Your Knees – Necro

This is one of the tamer lines on rapper'south Necro's outrageously explicit porno odyssey. Heed to the rest of the vocal at your peril.

"I've been drinking, I've been drinking/I get filthy when that liquor become into me/I've been thinking, I've been thinking/Why can't I keep my fingers off information technology, babe?" – Drunk In Love – Beyoncé

A few Babychams to the wind and Beyoncé is more than upward for getting her freak on, and she's not concerned about anybody knowing what her and Jay Z get up to in the kitchen, either.

"I'd rather fuck with you all goddamn night/'cause your pussy's expert/Now I'm fucking all your friends/'cause you ran your mouth like I knew yous would" – I'd Rather Fuck You – Like shooting fish in a barrel-E

NWA alumni Easy E sounds like a pretty shitty young man.

"What does it take to turn you on, on/Now he has gone?/At present you're over 21?" – Animal Nitrate, Suede

Beginning is this relatively mild offering from Godlike Geniuses, Suede.

"Treating your teeth like dentists equally I'm rubbing them/With an erection like injections/Fuck information technology, I exist drugging them/Numbing upwards your tonsils like anbesol anesthetic/Coming downwards your throat like chloraseptic" – Put It In Your Mouth – Akinyele

If nothing else, Akinyele provides us with a great opportunity to learn some interesting pharmaceutical terminology.

"Why you coming dwelling house at v in the forenoon/Something's going on, tin I smell yo' dick?/Don't play me similar a fool, 'cos that own't absurd/So what yous need to do is permit me scent yo' dick" – Olfactory property Yo Dick – Riskay

Riskay is a sensible woman. She knows her man is adulterous on her. But how best to get proof. Go through his phone? Ask his mates? Nah, she'southward just gonna sniff his penis.

"I don't see null wrong with a footling bump and grind/Run into, I know just what yous want and I know merely what y'all need daughter/So, baby, bring your body to me" – Crash-land N' Grind – R Kelly

R Kelly might not see anything wrong with information technology, but considering his chequered past, a fair few people might.

"Relax don't exercise it/When you lot want to suck to information technology/Relax don't practise it/When you desire to come" – Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood

The UK'south most explicit number i. The band used to pretend information technology was about motivating yourself, when really information technology was about shagging – which is pretty obvious.

"You and me babe ain't nothin' but mammals/So let's do information technology like they exercise on the Discovery Channel" – The Bad Bear upon – Bloodhound Gang

Managing to out-gross even Glimmer-182, the Bloodhound Gang were to sex what Jackass was to extreme sports.

"Sucking on my titties like you wanted me/Calling me, all the fourth dimension like Blondie" – Fuck The Pain Away – Peaches

A erstwhile music and drama instructor, we bet parents' evenings with Peaches were a right express mirth.

"I enter New York, no trouble with my dick out/California porno star, my donkey, you tin can lick out" – Sex Manner – Kool Keith

Kool Keith – the human who invented porno-cadre. Say no more.

"Went to a party/I danced all night/I drank xvi beers/And I started up a fight /Merely at present I am jaded/You're out of luck/I'm rolling down the stairs/Too drunk to fuck" – Too Drunk To Fuck – Dead Kennedys

Don't worry. It happens to the best of us sometimes.

"Face down, ass upwardly/That's the way I similar to fuck/I like the barrel, information technology's my favourite position/I'm tired of the front, so that'southward why I'm bitchin'" – Face Down, Ass Upward – 2 Live Crew

The music of rap grouping 2 Live Crew was really made illegal in a number of US states on obscenity charges. The line above is one of hundreds of shockers we could have picked equally an example why.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard/And they're similar/It's better than yours/Damn right/It's ameliorate than yours/I tin can teach yous/But I take to accuse" – Milkshake – Kelis

One second, let's work this i out, milk… milk shake… Oh, we get it. We're pretty sure that monetising this kind of transaction is pretty illegal though, Kelis.

"Can I impact y'all at that place, touch y'all deep within/Tin can I bear on your eye, the way you're touching mine" – Can I Bear on You In that location – Michael Bolton

Perhaps the nearly sickening of all the pervy lyrics is Michael Bolton'south creepy 'Tin I Touch Yous In that location'. Don't blame us if you take nightmares.

"I'm gonna bed into you like a cat beds into a beanbag/Plow y'all within out and lick you like a crisp bundle" – Every Other Freckle – Alt-J

Maybe the raunchiest ever reference to a packet of Monster Munch, Alt-J permit their sexual preference for savoury snacks known in this 2014 unmarried.

"Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt neat/Information technology felt and so good when I did information technology with my penis/A girl let me do information technology, it literally just happened/Having sex can make a prissy man out the meanest" – I Simply Had Sex – The Lonely Isle

The Lonely Island might be a one-act band, but we actually tin can't tell the divergence between this and some of the more, erm, 'serious' songs in this list.

"I'll take you to the candy store/ I'll let you lick the lollipop/ Go 'head girl, don't you cease/ Keep going 'til you hit the spot." – Processed Store – fifty Cent

Not exactly known for his subtlety, 50 Cent plumbs new depths of depravity on this saucy romp.

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